Which of the following is true about e-mail?

While not one of these options is true I am curious as to what it is you were hoping for of an email server that remains free of charge and reliable more often than it is not? Top secret security clearance, perhaps? Get real and get your priorities in order while you're at it. You are being provided a service at little or no cost to you and I am a bit saddened by your lack of simple appreciation, but let's face it: appreciation's a funny thing and you wanna know a funny thing about it? It doesn't cost you a thing either, so who would have expected anything more from a greedy little guy wasting his time posting questions everybody already knows the answers to but is either too polite to point out every single flaw that must be encountered by any internet service provider, is perhaps just not all that interested in technology (I know that was a hard one to take, but it does happen on occasion) or, and this here is my personal favorite as it rings the most true and is like music to my ears: some people have actual lives that don't revolve around whether or not their email is being received in a timely fashion. The only reason you have been blessed with so much of my own time is because I am waiting for a phone call and there's nothing good on TV. Oops! And there's the phone. Saved by the bell and you've lost out to an electronic device yet again. My sincerest apologies in this, your time of...what? Complete and utter despair? Well, gotta run. I have friends that are actually waiting for me. You know? Like in the flesh.